So I found Out

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Submitted by thorn on Sat, 04/14/2007 - 04:04

So today I found out I was pregnant. Derek has suspected for awhile now. But I've been playing stupid since I was about a week late.

So I bought a pregnancy test and read the directions, and then I failed to take it. Except Derek got all excited and forced me to anyway.

So first off all you have to piss on a stick, and if anyone knows me, my hand eye coordination is piss poor. No pun intended.

So then you wait three minutes and if there's two pink lines your pregnant, one line nope.

So we set the timer three minutes beep beep!!

I'm preggers!!

Derek is super excited and I'm super scared..